Text 15 Nov Signs most likely to get drunk and accidentally puke in/on the casket during a loved ones funeral:

Pisces

Cancer

Leo

Taurus

Aries

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Libra

Capricorn

Aquarius

Gemini

Virgo

Photo 15 Nov 6 notes Little do most people that these signs aren’t allowed in certain buildings without a Capricorn present.

Little do most people that these signs aren’t allowed in certain buildings without a Capricorn present.

Photo 28 Oct 1 note Be sure to give all your Pisces friends celery instead of candy this year!

Be sure to give all your Pisces friends celery instead of candy this year!

Photo 28 Oct 4 notes
Photo 28 Oct 9 notes With much care and lots of fertilizer, your capricorn will grow big and beautiful in no time

With much care and lots of fertilizer, your capricorn will grow big and beautiful in no time

Text 28 Oct 12 notes Signs most likely to save their virginity for their favorite fictional character:

Pisces

Aquarius

Taurus

Leo

Scorpio

Gemini

Capricorn

Cancer

Libra

Aries

Sagittarius

Virgo

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Text 27 Oct 2 notes Signs most likely to be arrested for stealing animals from the zoo:

Sagittarius/Pisces

Cancer

Gemini

Aries

Aquarius

Leo

Libra

Taurus

Capricorn

Scorpio

Virgo

Photo 19 Oct 9 notes
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Text 19 Oct 2 notes Signs most likely to suffer a fatal chocolate overdose:

Taurus

Cancer

Libra

Pisces

Leo

Gemini

Aquarius

Aries

Scorpio

Capricorn

Sagittarius

Virgo

Text 18 Oct 9 notes Signs most likely to literally piss themselves laughing

Sagittarius

Aries

Pisces

Gemini

Libra

Leo

Taurus

Cancer

Capricorn

Aquarius

Scorpio

Virgo

Photo 18 Oct 2 notes
Photo 17 Oct

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